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Feb 21, 2024

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Satricial Survival Guides

Jamel Hendley/Greenviool

Ditch the Maps and GPS – It’s Snack-Powered Road Trip Survival Time

Forget boredom and backseat battles. You got pretzels, blankets, and enough optimism to fuel a cross-country adventure.

Feb 21, 2024

A cartoon-style minivan filled with a happy family and snacks, driving on a winding road through scenic landscapes, embodying the joy and excitement of a road trip.

Feb 21, 2024

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The Squirrels are Revolting! Defend Your Garden with Shovels and Sheer Insanity

Forget pesticides – It’s time to unleash your inner green-thumb Rambo using only gardening tools

Feb 17, 2024

Worn garden glove clutches a dented acorn, battle-scarred trowel nearby.

Feb 17, 2024

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Aliens are Here! Defend Yourself with Waffles and Oven Mitts

The Ultimate Guide to Turning Your Kitchen into a Fortress of Culinary Chaos

Feb 17, 2024

Battered spatula amidst kitchen combat zone, hints of green slime suggest alien foes.

Feb 17, 2024

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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse with Just Office Supplies: A Satirical Guide

Yes, It’s Possible! Craft Weapons, Build Forts & More Using Just Pens, Paper Clips & Rubber Bands

Feb 14, 2024

Man in business attire battles zombies with office supplies

Feb 14, 2024

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